Coming in 2007: Tiger Cub

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Tiger Woods announced today that he and wife, Elin, will have their first child this summer. “Obviously, we couldn’t be happier and our families are thrilled,” said Woods, on Saturday, the world’s best golfer’s 31st birthday. “I have always wanted to be a dad. I just wish my father could be around to share the experience.”

As the world knows, Earl Woods died last May after a long illness. Tiger did not say what month his child would be born. What a year it will have been for him.

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8 thoughts on “Coming in 2007: Tiger Cub

  1. ANGELA GRIFFIN says:

    She got him!!!!

  2. Juan says:

    Love how Angela’s initial reaction is “She got him!”
    I think she got him when he put a ring on her hand.
    Most people would be more congratulatory or would wish the best health of the mother and child, but in a litigious society, and one where divorce rates hover at 50%, the reaction is purely skeptical.

  3. Funny, but my first reaction was: “That must have been fun.” lol Hey, if the two people love each other, you can’t hope but anything but the best.

  4. its now safe to assume Elin now has a kitten in the oven.

    Thank you, thank you, please don’t forget to tip your waiter…

  5. poopoo bunny says:

    YOYO tigers ROCK mann!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. ABB3Y says:

    Anyone Selling A Small Tiger Cub?

  7. Will says:

    Considering the kid is only going to be one quarter black im surprised he even gets a mention on this page.

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